Subject: Communication » Books (Page 4)

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind; close it and you're right back at the beginning.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.

(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker

It is part of prudence to thank an author for his book before reading it, so as to avoid the necessity of lying about it afterwards.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

Actress: I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?

Chase: I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?

(1900 – 1978) American actress & novelist

Autobiography: An I-witness account

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden… it ends with Revelations.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I found nothing really wrong with this autobiography except poor choice of subject.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I was in a bookstore the other day and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was; she said, “If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.”

comedian

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter; some day I intend reading it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

With the birth of a child you lose two novels.

(1955 – ) Scottish writer

What kind of tattoo would a librarian get?… ‘Books kick ass’?

American comedian

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers; unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor