Subject: Communication » Books (Page 4)

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.

(1889 – 1963) French poet, novelist, playwright, artist & filmmaker

Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you… like, well… a book.

American playwright, television writer & author

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

(1942 – 2018) English physicist

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

(1910 – 1991) American art historian, photographer, author & editor

I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

What kind of tattoo would a librarian get?… ‘Books kick ass’?

American comedian

I'm writing a book… I have all the page numbers down, now I just have to fill in the rest.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

The covers of this book are too far apart.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I am reading Henry James… and feel myself as one entombed in a block of smooth amber.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine… (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Crude is the name of Robert Hyde’s first novel; it is also a criticism of it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

I try to leave out the parts that people skip.

(1925 – ) novelist & screenwriter

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

(1963 – ) English comedian & actor

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Homer also wrote the Oddity.