Subject: Communication (Page 45)

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Situations

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

Books Malaprops Reading/Writing

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Italian Without Words

Book Titles Communication Language

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Age Animals Books Communication Dogs Intelligence Reading/Writing Relationships Situations

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.


Emotions Laughter Wordplay

It takes a real talent to be able to apologize in a manner that makes the offended person feel guilty.

Characteristics Communication

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Communication Conversation Entertainment Speech

It's high time the press finally got one thing right about me.

(1954 – ) American professional tennis player
Appearance Body Communication

Novel: A short story padded.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Books Communication

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Eating Food/Drink Language

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language

How can there be self-help groups?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Sad news, apparently the Michelin Man has retired.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Communication Language

I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus; on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

(1922 – 1998) U.S. Representative (Arizona) & politician
Communication Government Language Politics

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Communication Definitions Speech

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Communication Entertainment Family Mothers

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist
Beliefs Communication Facts Reading/Writing

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Communication