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Subject:
Communication
(Page 86)
Censorship: The power of the suppress.
Anonymous
Communication
Wordplay
Censorship
There's always someone willing to disagree with me; but I'm the one who's called controversial.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Characteristics
Communication
Controversy
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Communication
Intelligence
I was in a book store and saw a French looking girl, she was bi-illterate… she couldn’t read in two languages.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Language
Reading/Writing
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
John-Luke Abi Roberts
British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication
Things
Wordplay
Selfie stick
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Communication
History
Reading/Writing
An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Communication
Definitions
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Editors
When people ask me what sign I was born under, I say "I'm not certain, but it could have been the one that says 'Dining Car in opposite direction'."
Lewis Grizzard Jr.
(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Communication
People
Self
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Train
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Communication
Intelligence
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Wisdom
Oratory: The art of making deep noises from the chest sound like important messages from the brain.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Speech
Oratory
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
Arthur Schopenhauer
(1788 – 1860) German philosopher
Communication
Reading/Writing
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