Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 11)

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

When dangling, don't use participles.

Write drunk; edit sober.

(1910 – 1993) editor & novelist

She was a master at making nothing happen very slowly.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.

(1707 – 1754) English dramatist & novelist

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

(1826 – 1877) English economist & journalist

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out; when she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist

Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

(1904 – 1963) American journalist

The road to hell is paved with adverbs.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

I will not go down in posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.

(1895 – 1985) British author & classical scholar