Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 7)

I would worship the ground you walk on, Audrey, if you only lived in a better neighborhood.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

stand-up comedian

You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

(1846–1916) American essayist, editor, critic & lecturer

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The less you say, the less you have to take back.

Public speaking is very easy.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

I don't want to brag, but I do speak Pig Latin; I mean, I'm not fluent, but I'm sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

Canadian-American comedian & writer

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it – if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

American actor & comedian

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)