Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 4)

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Sad news, apparently the Michelin Man has retired.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Wordplay

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.

Definitions Wordplay

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Science/Weather Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

British stand-up comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

I went to a Pretenders gig; it was a tribute act.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
Miscellaneous Wordplay

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Occupations Wordplay Work

If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Never position a rock near a hard place.

(1962 – ) English writer
Communication Situations Wordplay

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression… what a sad state of affairs.


Communication Wordplay

Children always take the line of most persistence.

writer
Children Family Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay