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The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else.

Death Doctors Health

Maybe they only had one rocket.

Lawrence Beeter

British WWII soldier

Last words Said while taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

Last words To his doctor who told him a joke.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Death Mistakes Problems

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.

Wallace Henry Hartley

Last words To his fellow band mates before the Titanic sank in 1912. One survivor who climbed aboard a lifeboat distinctly heard Hartley say these words before he and the band were swept off the deck by the sea.

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

Jeffrey Bernard

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

Death Last words

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

Hans Christian Andersen

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

Benjamin Disraeli

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Communication Language Last words

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels

Last words When asked if he had any last words of wisdom

Dying is an art, like everything else.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet

I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Death People Of friend Harry Secombe Singing

If this is dying, I don’t think much of it.

Lytton Strachey

(1880 – 1932) British writer & critic

Death On his deathbed

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Death Emotions Happiness Laughter Life Funny Sadness

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

John-Luke Abi Roberts

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Communication Death Last words Wordplay Deathbed

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

Richard Feynman

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer

Auto racing Death Sports

Why shouldn’t we air grievances at funerals?

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

Only from the cold, my friend.

Jean-Sylvain Bailly

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

Last words His reply when he was heckled by a spectator who noticed that he was trembling while on the scaffold awaiting the guillotine.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter

Death Education School College