Subject: Death (Page 17)

When I die, I hope to go to heaven… whatever the hell that is.

(1905 – 1982) Russian-American novelist, playwright & philosopher

Why should I talk to you?… I've just been talking to your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Don’t forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

(1865 – 1936) English short-story writer, poet & novelist

If this is dying, I don’t think much of it.

(1880 – 1932) British writer & critic

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

(1957 – ) is an English comedian, writer & actor

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

How can I die, I'm booked.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Famous Last Words: “This is easy.”

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Well, I've had a happy life.

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright

I understand life isn’t fair, but why couldn’t it just once be unfair in my favor?

American comedian

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator