Subject: Death (Page 27)

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author
Last words

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer
Last words

I am about to – or I am going to – die: either expression is correct.

(1628 – 1702) French grammarian
Last words

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist
Last words

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Death People

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death Misspokements

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

Sex is like death… only after death you don’t feel like a pizza.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Food/Drink Sex

Italian women never die – they just shrink out of existence.

(1958 – ) American comedian, actress & jazz musician
Death People Women

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw
Last words

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress
Last words

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories
Last words

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor
Last words

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

(? – 1963) convicted murderer
Last words

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

(1957 – ) is an English comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Body Death

Die? … My dear Doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!

(1784 – 1865) English statesman
Death Epitaphs

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication Death Occupations Work

He always regarded death as highly overrated and could never understand why anybody made such a fuss about it.

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor
Death