Subject: Death (Page 27)

You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer

He’s the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.

(1931 – ) American actress & singer

It sounds like attention-seeking behavior to me.

(1958 – ) Welsh actor, writer & comedian

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.

Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?

(1904 – 1964) Austrian-Hungarian actor

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Epitaph: A monumental lie.

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

I ain’t afraid to die fat… that’s my pallbearers’ worry.


Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

There have been times when I’ve thought about it – but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

You know how you're going to die, you just don't know when.

comedian

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.