Subject: Definitions (Page 2)

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Stomach: The home of the swallow.

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Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Health Language

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Mason-Dixon Line: A geographical division between “you all” and “youse guys.”

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Chivalry: A man’s inclination to defend a woman against every man but himself.

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Altar: To change through marriage.

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Woman: A person who needs a shoe larger on the inside than outside.

Definitions People

Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.

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Diet: Something you keep putting off while you keep putting on.

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Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.

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Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.  

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Average Person: One who thinks someone else is the average person.

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Alimony: The sum of money a man is commanded to pay his ex-wife in exchange for the pleasure of having her live under a separate roof.

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Camp: A place in the country where a mother sends her children for her vacation.

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Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language

Psychiatrist: A head coach.

Definitions Doctors Health

Bride: A gal who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband has carried her over the threshold.

Definitions Marriage Wives

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir.

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Diploma: A job-hunting license.

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Tricycle: A tot rod.

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