Subject: Definitions (Page 8)

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Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Chip Shot: A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one or more missed puts.

Definitions Golf Sports

Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.  

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Pocket Watch: A watch for people who don’t like having time on their hands.

Definitions Time

Psychiatrist: A head coach.

Definitions Doctors Health

Advertising: The rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Eric Arthur Blair (1903 – 50) English author & journalist
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Hypochondriac: One who enjoys poor health, then complains of feeling better.

Definitions Health

Inhibition: Being tied up in nots.

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Prostitute: A busy body.

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Necking: A passion fancy.

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Insomnia: contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Definitions Men People

Statistician: A person who believes that if you put your head in a furnace and your feet in a bucket of iced water, on the average you should feel reasonably comfortable.

Definitions Occupations

Rugby: A game played by gentlemen with odd-shaped balls.

Definitions Sports

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author
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Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Communication Definitions Speech

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

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Trick Photography: Focus pocus.

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Ambiguity: The lack of clarity in speech… or perhaps, something else.

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Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

Thanks: A down payment on the next favor.

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