Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 2)

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer

Happiness equals reality minus expectations.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Money brings some happiness; but after a certain point, it just brings more money.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

I am one of those people who just can’t help getting a kick out of life – even when it’s a kick in the teeth.

(1900 – 1962) Russian – Jewish madam & author

I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor