Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 5)

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other; love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it.

(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

(1982 – ) American author

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

A mutual misunderstanding.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

I saw a pair of knickers today on the front it said, “I would do anything for love” and on the back it said “but I won't do that.”

(1975 – ) English comedian

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Sex alleviates tension; love causes it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director