Subject: Emotions (Page 5)

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer

I fear no man, but the dentist.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Sex is emotion in motion.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist (For Better or For Worse)

Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist