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Emotions
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A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
Sidney Clare
(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer
Emotions
Sex
Wordplay
Kisses
I fear no man, but the dentist.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Emotions
Fear
Sports
Dentists
When asked if he was in fear of Mike Tyson
Happy as a frog in God's pocket
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Emotions
Love
The romance is dead if he drinks champagne from your slipper and chokes on a Dr. Scholl’s foot pad.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions
Love
Romance
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Emotions
Love
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions
Sex
Motion
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist
Emotions
Love
Men
People
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Emotions
Love
Heart
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
Emotions
Happiness
Laughter
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.
Anonymous
Definitions
Emotions
Sense of humor
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions
Intelligence
Love
Common sense
Imagination
Uncorking
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Age
Emotions
Money
Old
Fun
Life insurance
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
John Gunther
(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author
Eating
Emotions
Food/Drink
Happiness
Breakfast
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Happiness
Marriage
Secret
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Jackie Gleason
(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian
Characteristics
Emotions
Entertainment
Actors
Modesty
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Lynn Johnston
(1947 – ) Canadian cartoonist
(For Better or For Worse)
Characteristics
Emotions
Complaining
Ways to Relieve Stress #10: Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Stewart Francis
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Emotions
Language
Stress
I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Emotions
Happiness
Money
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Communication
Emotions
Speech
Levity
Method
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