Subject: Emotions (Page 7)

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

I look like the wrath of grapes.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

I know what they're waiting for…(the press) is waiting for (Michelle Obama) to get pissed one night and throw all The President's (stuff) out on the lawn.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist

A married friend of mine does that thing where he never goes to bed angry… because every time he and his wife fight, she makes him sleep on the couch.

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge

Most of the time I don’t have much fun; the rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet