Subject: Emotions (Page 7)

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Emotions Love

I look like the wrath of grapes.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Appearance Emotions Food/Drink

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer
Emotions Friends Love People

I know what they're waiting for…(the press) is waiting for (Michelle Obama) to get pissed one night and throw all The President's (stuff) out on the lawn.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host
Beliefs Emotions Opinion

Love will find a lay.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Love Sex

Violent Prayer: Engaging Your Emotions Against Evil

Book Titles Emotions

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Anger Emotions

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author
Emotions Love

My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Family Happiness

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

disc jockey, screenwriter & humorist
Activities Emotions Fear Travel

A married friend of mine does that thing where he never goes to bed angry… because every time he and his wife fight, she makes him sleep on the couch.

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
Anger Emotions Marriage Situations Sleep

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Emotions Fools Intelligence Laughter

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication Emotions Situations

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Emotions

If love were oil, I'd be about a quart low.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Emotions Love

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge
Emotions Love Money

Most of the time I don’t have much fun; the rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Characteristics Emotions Self

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Emotions Happiness Money

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions Love Women