Subject: Exaggerations (Page 4)

It is so hot… I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… at the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she laid on the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

Exaggerations Intelligence Stupidity

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

He is so fat… he has group insurance.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.

Exaggerations Science/Weather

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

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Communication Exaggerations Language

He is so ugly… robbers give him their masks to wear.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

It is so hot… potatoes cook underground.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather