Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Expressions

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

Communication Expressions Speech

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

She’s a tall drink of water.

Appearance Body Expressions

If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

Expressions

He was shaking like a 50¢ ladder.

Expressions

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Expressions

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

She's tall enough to go duck huntin' with a rake.

Appearance Body Expressions