Subject: Expressions (Page 4)

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He’d fight an anvil.

Characteristics Expressions

In high cotton

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Nigher

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He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

Much obliged

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Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

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She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

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If someone told him to haul ass he'd have to make six trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

Expressions