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Food/Drink
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Sam: You drinking again?Rebecca: Certainly not. I never stopped.
Kirstie Alley
(1951 – ) American actress
Alcohol
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rebecca Howe in Cheers
I had the right to remain silent, but I had lost the ability to.
Ron White
(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Alcohol
Speech
Legal
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Jonathan Swift
(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Tavern
Apple pie without the cheese is like a kiss without the squeeze.
Henry Schriver
(1914 – 2011) American politician
Food/Drink
Apple pie
Cheese
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers… they are obviously alcoholics.
Lewis Black
(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Food/Drink
Places
Politicians
Alcoholics
Jesse Ventura
Minnesota
There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Government
Life
Politicians
Now don’t get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin’ ‘em more… fun to pet, better to chew.
Jim Gaffigan
(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Animals
Eating
Food/Drink
Fettucini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink
People
Adults
Fettucini alfredo
Diet: Something you keep putting off while you keep putting on.
Anonymous
Definitions
Food/Drink
Diet
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin
(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian
Alcohol
Food/Drink
People
Pat Boone
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Reality
Sobriety
Spaghetti… I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Food/Drink
Spaghetti
If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.
Banana Principle
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
Bananas
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
Translation
Food/Drink
Translations
On a hotel menu in Japan
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Alcohol
Food/Drink
People
You're supposed to eat the cows; they're great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.
Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Animals
Eating
Food/Drink
Life
Cows
50 Ways to Eat Cock
Adrienne N Hew
Animals
Book Titles
Cooking
Food/Drink
[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”
Bill Murray
(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Food/Drink
TV/Movie Quotes
As Tripper in “Meatballs”
Mystery meat
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Cost of living
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Children
Food/Drink
Dislike
I’m not very domestic… for years my children though mold was a frosting.
Martha Bolton
(1951 – ) American author, playwright & lyricist
Cooking
Food/Drink
People
Self
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