Subject: Insults (Page 18)

You were born with your legs apart; they'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

(1933 – 1967) English playwright
Insults Sex

I just hope what Janet did at halftime [at the Super Bowl] doesn't, in any way, tarnish the good name of the Jackson family.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
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One could always baffle Conrad by saying 'humour.’

(1866 – 1946) English author
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Neither am I.

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Books Communication Insults

[Adlai] Stevenson was a man who could never make up his mind… whether he had to go to the bathroom or not.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

(1948 – 1990) comedian
Animals Children Insults

A great actress, from the waist down.

(1848 – 1935) English actress
Acting Insults

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Insults Sports

Honey, beside me, you look like Tony Randall!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Appearance Body Insults

He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear;’ of course, there are lots of words he doesn't know the meaning of.

college football coach
Insults Intelligence

Pearl is a disease of oysters…Levant is a disease of Hollywood.

(1927 – 1980) English theatre critic & writer
Insults

They couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Insults Intelligence

She’s so hairy – when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Hair Insults

The only place in the world where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

(1897-1962) American writer
Hollywood Insults Places

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will look ridiculous year after year.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Appearance Clothing Insults

With his womanly voice, stark white skin and Medusa hair, his gash of red lipstick, heavy eyeliner, almost nonexistent nose and lopsided face, Jackson was making his TV appearance in order to scotch all rumors that he is not quite normal.

(1957 –) British critic & satirist
Insults

Truman Capote's death was a good career move.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Death Insults

Harpo, she's a lovely person – she deserves a good husband; marry her before she finds one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Insults Marriage People

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Insults Intelligence

A lewd vegetarian.

(1819 – 1875) English priest, university professor, historian & novelist
Insults

Why don’t you come over tonight? … our dog’s in heat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults