Subject: Life (Page 6)

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.

(1841–1919) French artist
Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws

There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Education Life

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer
Life

As you slide down the banister of life, you are bound to pick up a splinter or two in your arse.

Australian horse trainer
Life

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health Life

You only live once, and the way I live, once is enough.

(1915 – 1998) American singer & actor
Life

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Death Food/Drink Life

I had everything a kid could want: two square meals a day, a basket to sleep in, and an imaginary dog.

(1949 – ) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death Life Places

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Situations

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Definitions Life

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Alcohol Food/Drink Health Life

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

(1862 – 1937) novelist & short story writer
Happiness Life

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Communication Language Life

I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents; it was on a note, in my room.

comedian
Life Parents Situations

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Life Time