Subject: Life (Page 6)

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist
Age Life Old Young

I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

(1945 – ) American television journalist
Life Success

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health Life

My New Year’s Resolution for 2010? … I will be less laz

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Communication Life

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer
Life

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Life Past Time

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Activities Games Life

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Life Proverbs

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

Life is just one damned thing after another.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Problems

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Life

It’s good to be here… but at 98, it’s good to be anywhere.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Life Old

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Life

To the question: Do married people live longer?

Fields responded: No, it just seems longer.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Life Marriage Time

There is no safety in numbers… or in anything else.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Life Problems

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Life

Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.

(1899 – 1986) American writer, journalist & cartoonist
Life

Do not punish yourself, you deprive the world of its purpose.

(1967 – ) English comedian
Life Self

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time