Subject: Life (Page 8)

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Nothing is easy.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Life: Coming into the world wit nothing, leaving with nothing and, in between, giving everything to the IRS.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

(1973 – ) American author of young adult fiction,

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer

I think I am, therefore I am… I think.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Life is a gamble at terrible odds… if it was a bet you wouldn’t take it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Everything takes more time and money.

Life is wasted on the living.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Carl Sandburg (1878 – 1967) biographer & poet

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer