Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Civilized humanical relationships

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

… welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

At the zoo I like to watch the polo bears.

He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

… on hollowed ground

They’re diabolically opposed.

Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress