Subject: Malaprops (Page 32)

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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The crust of the problem

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Up the creek without a saddle.

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Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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Infernal Revenue

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Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress

We were young: college students, we were full of vim and vinegar.

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No, a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.

Who am I, Paul K. Getty?

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The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

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I’m half prostate in the heat.

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Dunn & Broad Streets

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As one of the faithful constituitionals.

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I commensurate with you on that.

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She’s suffering from a detached rectum.