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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 32)
You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them
septics.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sceptics
The
crust
of the problem
Anonymous
Malaprops
Crux
This is
unparalyzed
in the state's history.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Unparalleled
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
International
Spade
The Cat Week
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Spay
Infernal
Revenue
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Internal
Who do you think I
bunk
into?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Bumped
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
We were young: college students, we were full of vim and
vinegar.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Vigor
Smells like some kind if
saniquarium.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Sanitarium
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
Who am I,
Paul K. Getty?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John P. Getty
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
You want people to think you live in a pig's
eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
In a pig’s sty
I’m half
prostate
in the heat.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prostrate
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
As one of the faithful
constituitionals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Constituents
I
commensurate
with you on that.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Commiserate
She’s suffering from a detached
rectum.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Retina
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