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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 32)
What are we all here, the
Norman Cravernacle
Choir?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mormon Tabernacle Choir
First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Syncronized
This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray
hamburgers
on his head.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Homburg hat
That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a
wonton
woman.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Wantan
I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’
Lou Sanders
British comedian & actress
Communication
Malaprops
Wordplay
Raise him a
Luferan
if you want, raise him a
Norman
with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day
Adventurer
…
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Adventist
Lutheran
Mormon
Even Napoleon had his
Watergate.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Malaprops
Yogi-isms
Napoleon
Waterloo
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your
groinocology.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecology
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dramatic
People are scared that the departed soul might be
hoovering
around some place.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hovering
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a
chronicle
rash.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Chronic rash
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
… welfare
incipients
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Recipients
At the zoo I like to watch the
polo bears.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Polar bears
He's the type who will cut your throat behind your back.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Malaprops
People
… on
hollowed
ground
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallowed
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
Don’t talk like an
ignarosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Ignoramus
I'm on the horns of an
enema.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dilemma
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