Subject: Malaprops (Page 6)

When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The perferator of the crime was apprehended by the police.

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

She was as mad as a wet blanket.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He looked very thin and emancipated.

… baby lying in the bassinoot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We have passed a lot of water since then.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Be coming back and bacry like a woman’s corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Things started to snowplow.

professional baseball player