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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 6)
A lot of people are leaving the company; the
nutrition
rate is very high.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Attrition
Are you getting the
jest
of this?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gist
Meaning
Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow
concubines.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Columbines
Flowers
That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid
Bernstein.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bergman
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
Intricate
facts of sex
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Intimate
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
A bird in the hand is worth a
foot in the tush.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Two in the bush
That man is a real charmer, a regular Don
Coyote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Quixote
… prostate with grief
Anonymous
Malaprops
Prostrate
Tony Soprano
A rolling stone gathers no
moths.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moss
As inevitable as death in
Texas.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
And taxes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Just try to
restract
his attention.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Attract
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
… expensive care
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Intensive care
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
Nothing Eyetalian because it causes
garlic
stones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Gall stones
Italian
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Rackwell Walsh
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Raquel Welsh
Our Air Corps reunion was held to
rememmorate
the great things we done.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Commemorate
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