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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 6)
When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda
decrapid
old people.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Decrepit
Don’t ya know it’s bad luck to keep
icrons
in a Christian home?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Religion
Icons
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
She was as mad as a wet blanket.
Leo Rosten
(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Anger
Emotions
Malaprops
Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Duchess
He looked very thin and
emancipated.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Malaprops
Emaciated
… baby lying in the
bassinoot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Basinet
Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a
mental sterosis.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
I hate to leave in the middle of all this
hillerarity.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hilarity
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
I’ve been
accumeratin’
these benefits for 30 years.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Accumulating
The Dago on the
Yarmulke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Yamaha
Look at the two
chimpanzoos
over here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Chimpanzees
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck
circus.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an
eagle
rights amendment?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Equal Rights Amendment
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
Things started to
snowplow.
Kevin Appier
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Situations
Snowball
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