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It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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He’s livin' in high cotton.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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I’m touching cotton.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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How many people have never raised their hand before?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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Slow as an iron toad

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what REALLY throws you into a panic.

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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To put the spit on the apple.

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Killer Pancake

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Don't go back on your raisin'

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Fair to middlin’

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Sittin’ on the amen corner

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I don’t pretend to have all the answers; I don’t pretend to even know what the questions are… hey, where am I?

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Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

(1974 – ) American comedian, actor, producer & television host
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