Subject: Misspokements (Page 4)

I’m a golfer – not an athlete.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

I used to have this slight speech implement and couldn’t remember things before I took the Sam Carnegie course.

football coach
Misspokements

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I never liked you, and I always will.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.

British horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

Just imagine what he’ll be like when senility kicks in… if it hasn’t already.

English former football player & manager
Health Intelligence Mind Misspokements

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

English former football player & manager
Misspokements

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

We are not going to be any three-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust team.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements Places

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

Not to put her up on a limestone, but my sister is really terrific.

Misspokements

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time