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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 46)
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Describing a snooker game
In comparison, there’s no comparison.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Misspokements
(He’s) is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears… I think you call it a Frisbee.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Appearance
Hair
Misspokements
You can throw anything in our house, but we’ll just let it roll off our backs
Sam Quevares
Activities
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.
Unknown BBC Presenter
Misspokements
Time
They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.
Pete Rose
American baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
When they said Canada, I thought it was up in the mountains somewhere.
Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Canada
Misspokements
Places
Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
He has me sitting on pins and
cushions
waiting.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Misspokements
Situations
Needles
Waiting
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Can’t you be indelicate for once?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I wasn’t
referencin’
to myself.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Referring
One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
Health care
I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.
Unknown
Misspokements
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.
Don Drysdale
American baseball pitcher & announcer
Age
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?
David Pleat
James Allen
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Interviewing race car driver Ralf Schumacher
This boxer is doing what's expected of him, bleeding from the nose.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
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