Subject: Misspokements (Page 52)

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season… one word and one word only – Super Bowl.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. Well, I didn't live in this century.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America History Misspokements Places

I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

If you understand English, press 1; if you do not understand English, press 2.

Communication Language Misspokements

I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements People TV/Movie Quotes

Gentlemen, I have nothing to say. Any questions?

professional ice hockey player & coach
Misspokements

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.

British football player
Activities Misspokements Travel

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Nothing means nothing, but it isn’t really nothing because nothing is something that isn’t.

professional basketball player
Misspokements

I can't tell who's leading… it's either Oxford or Cambridge.

British news commentator
Misspokements Sports

That's no remedy for success.

English football player
Misspokements

The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities Colemanballs Misspokements Sports