Subject: Misspokements (Page 52)

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Entertainment Misspokements Television

The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
Misspokements

My sport is about 90 percent strength and 40 per cent technique.

Wrist-wrestling champion
Misspokements Sports

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

skier
Misspokements Sports

The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Misspokements

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Misspokements

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

As we work and sightsee on America’s largest island, we’ll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements Places

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

football broadcaster
Football Misspokements Sports

It’s basically the same, just darker.

stock car racer
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements People

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time