Subject: Misspokements (Page 52)

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

Misspokements Places

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

All I’m asking for is what I want.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.

football coach
Misspokements Sports

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Play some Picasso.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

Until they split off into all them other denumerations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Future Misspokements Past Speech

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?

basketball player
Misspokements Sports

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

professional hockey player
Misspokements

You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight; he is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Science/Weather

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Classifieds Misspokements Stupidity

The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money