Subject: Money (Page 15)

I put mirrors around all the light bulbs; now the electric company sends me a check each month.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Money Situations

I learned more about the economy from one South Dakota dust storm that I did in all my years of college.

(1911 – 1978) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Money Science/Weather

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright
Money Sex

…if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

(1990 – 1946) newspaperman & writer
Money

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.

boxing writer & sports historian
Auto racing Money Sports

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Money People Wealth

I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Characteristics Money Wealth

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Friends Money People Young

I was so poor growing up if I wasn’t a boy, I’d have had nothing to play with.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Money Poverty

An injured friend of his was going to receive back pay radioactively.

Malaprops Money Time

You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living.

Money Murphy’s Laws

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Money

Business: The art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.

American author
Money

When you pass the buck, don't ask for change.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Money Situations

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money

Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Men Money Work

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

Characteristics Money

Rich people bring a lawyer; Latinos and blacks bring their moms.

(1976 – ) comedian
Lawyers Money Mothers People

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Government Politicians Poverty

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Money Murphy’s Laws