Subject: Money (Page 3)

(Starbucks) doesn't have a slogan yet, so I thought of one for them: “It's really expensive, but the line is long.”

comedian & author
Money

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month; others just go over them.


Money

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Money Sports Wordplay

If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money

He took me to McDonald’s, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.

comedian & radio personality
Frugal Money Situations

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Money Places Sports

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive
Hockey Money Sports

Money isn’t everything: usually it isn’t enough.

Money

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress
Emotions Happiness Money

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

(1924 – 2004) American actor
Acting Hollywood Money Places

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

Emotions Love Money

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Men Money People Relationships Wealth

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

(1864 – 1910) French author
Animals Money People

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer
Money People Wealth

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge
Emotions Love Money

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals Divorce Marriage Money

Take Home Pay: An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it.

Definitions Money