Subject: Money (Page 3)

(Starbucks) doesn't have a slogan yet, so I thought of one for them: “It's really expensive, but the line is long.”

comedian & author

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month; others just go over them.


Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator

If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He took me to McDonald’s, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.

comedian & radio personality

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Lunch is on me.

(1969 – ) Canadian ice hockey player & executive

Money isn’t everything: usually it isn’t enough.

Money doesn’t buy happiness; but happiness isn’t everything.

(1938 – 1979) American actress

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.

(1924 – 2004) American actor

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

(1864 – 1910) French author

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

(1860 – 1917) Scottish politician & judge

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Take Home Pay: An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it.