Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 13)

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The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

If something cannot go on forever, it will stop.

Murphy’s Laws

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Murphy’s Laws

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Murphy’s Laws

People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

There is always an easier way to do it.
Corollary: When looking directly at the easier way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.

Murphy’s Laws

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
Murphy’s Laws

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Murphy’s Laws

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map and compass.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You can't push on a rope.

Murphy’s Laws