Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 15)

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Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Time

The easier it is to do the harder it is to change.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

Characteristics Conflict Murphy’s Laws

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Random events tend to occur in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

To protect your position, fire the fastest rising employees first.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations Work

When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.

Murphy’s Laws

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

If there isn’t a law there will be.

Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws