Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 15)

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Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

Murphy’s Laws

The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

If you're coasting, you're going downhill.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.

Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it's compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Never enter a battle of wits half-armed.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Murphy’s Laws Things