Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

The only time you've had enough is when you've just finished.

Murphy’s Laws Sex

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

If something cannot go on forever, it will stop.

Murphy’s Laws

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The spirit of public service will rise, and the bureaucracy will multiply itself much faster, in time of grave national concern.

Government Murphy’s Laws

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Organizations always have too many managers.

Murphy’s Laws

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.

Marriage Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws