Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

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If you can't fix it, feature it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off. 2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered. 3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Death Life Murphy’s Laws

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A manager cannot tell if he is leading an innovative mob or being chased by it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. You can't get anything without working for it.
2. The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
3. You can only break even at absolute zero.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

Murphy’s Laws

1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.

Beliefs Government Murphy’s Laws Situations

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

Office machines that function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return at night to use them for personal business.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Murphy’s Laws

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws