Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author

The first sample is always the best.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most embarrassment will be the one to

At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.

An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Say no… then negotiate.

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

What is good politics is bad economics; what is bad politics is good economics; what is good economics is bad politics; what is bad economics is good politics.

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Don't use no double negatives.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.