Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

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It goes in – it must come out.

Murphy’s Laws

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

Murphy’s Laws

Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.

Murphy’s Laws

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on… and this person must be fired.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly; where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down.

Murphy’s Laws

An unwatched pot boils immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Wisdom is considered a sign of weakness by the powerful because a wise man can lead without power but only a powerful man can lead without wisdom.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws