Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

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Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Don't let your superiors know you're better than they are.

Murphy’s Laws

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The sloppier the rebel uniform, the more likely the overthrow of the existing government.

Appearance Clothing Conflict Murphy’s Laws

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Problems

All the good ones are taken.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Murphy’s Laws

Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No experiment is reproducible.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.

Murphy’s Laws

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Murphy’s Laws Past People Problems

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

Murphy’s Laws

The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing