Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

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If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

The first sample is always the best.

Murphy’s Laws

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most embarrassment will be the one to

Emotions Murphy’s Laws Problems

At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.

Food/Drink Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Murphy’s Laws People

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

Life Murphy’s Laws

What is good politics is bad economics; what is bad politics is good economics; what is good economics is bad politics; what is bad economics is good politics.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

Communication Conversation Murphy’s Laws Speech

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep