Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 22)

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Highways in the worst need of repair naturally have low traffic counts, which results in low priority for repair work.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.

Murphy’s Laws Things

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws

This lane ends in 500 feet.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws Time

All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.

Murphy’s Laws Success

All things being equal, you lose.
Corollary: All things being in your favor, you still lose.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Murphy was an optimist.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Murphy’s Laws