Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 22)

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No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Murphy’s Laws

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Sin now – pray later.

Murphy’s Laws

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Body Cold Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

Rosten’s First Law: First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Murphy’s Laws People Work

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Murphy’s Laws

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Murphy’s Laws