Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 32)

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The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress – in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

Murphy’s Laws

The price of any product produced for a government agency will be not less than the square of the initial Firm Fixed-Price Contract.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Fools Love Murphy’s Laws

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often referred to as the ‘Now They Tell Me' Law)

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

All probabilities are 50%; either a thing will happen or it won't.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws