Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 32)

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You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything depends.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Murphy’s Laws

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

If the law-makers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt most is the taxpayer’s pocket.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Murphy’s Laws

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can always find what you're not looking for.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as a ‘little bit of garlic.’

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel