Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 38)

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You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

Alcohol Beer Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

The cussedness of inanimate objects is beyond understanding.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.

Murphy’s Laws People

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws People

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws