Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 55)

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Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Those with the best advice offer no advice.

Murphy’s Laws People

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Murphy’s Laws Past People Problems

One man's red tape is another man's system.

Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.

Appearance Body Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.

Murphy’s Laws

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Shopping

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.

Frothingham’s Corollary: The mountain looks closer than it is.

Murphy’s Laws

The purpose of the communication is to advance the communicator.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Check to see if you any words out.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work