Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 66)

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Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The quantity which must be multiplied by, divided by, added to or subtracted from the answer you get to give the answer you should have got.

Murphy’s Laws

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility, and vice versa.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Murphy’s Laws

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy Government Murphy’s Laws

You should have seen it when I got it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems