Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 70)

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The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

There is always one more bug.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Seven-eighths of everything can’t be seen.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong

Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact centre.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
2. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
3. If at first you don't succeed, try something else.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.

Housework Husbands Murphy’s Laws Wives

Badness comes in waves.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws