Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 70)

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The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you look for something you will not find it, but when you are looking for something else you will.

Murphy’s Laws

On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.

Murphy’s Laws

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Just between you and I, case is important.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.

Government Murphy’s Laws

If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Accidents Failure Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School