Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 86)

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If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Friends Murphy’s Laws Old People

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Murphy’s Laws People

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. A dirty book is seldom dusty.
2. Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
3. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Murphy’s Laws

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Death Life Murphy’s Laws

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.

Murphy’s Laws People

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Don't let your superiors know you're better than they are.

Murphy’s Laws

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep