Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 9)

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Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.

Murphy’s Laws

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

America Murphy’s Laws Things

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.

Murphy’s Laws

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.

Murphy’s Laws

After you’ve mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Murphy’s Laws People

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.

(1841–1919) French artist
Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws

The amount of intelligence on Earth is infinite; the population increases exponentially.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things