Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 9)

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Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

If you're coasting, you're going downhill.

Murphy’s Laws

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.

Murphy’s Laws

If you need n items of anything, you will have n – 1 in stock.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws

It won't work.

Murphy’s Laws

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.

Love Murphy’s Laws People

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems