Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 9)

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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Problems

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

What we learn after we know it all, is what counts.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.

Murphy’s Laws

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Communication Insults Murphy’s Laws

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits, facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks, secretarial support, etc., always call for dramatic expenditure increases.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems