Subject: People » Men

That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Women won't even brag about [giving birth]… we men, when we fix a doorknob, drinks are on the house.

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist
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A homeless guy asked me for 2 pounds, so I gave him 1.67 because that’s what a woman would get paid for doing the same job.

British comedian
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How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?… look inside your pants and if you find a penis in there, it's not time.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man: you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom; I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

(1956 – ) American model & actress
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A woman’s a woman until the day she dies, but a man’s only a man as long as he can.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
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If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle; you don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

(1939 – ) English playwright
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
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A hard man is good to find.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men Sex Situations

… doing what men do normally… bonding… endlessly congratulating each other… and wandering around in small groups looking for something to break…

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Definitions Men People

Testosterone: Hormone which causes facial hair, muscularity, a deep voice, speeding tickets, the desire to watch professional wrestling, Arnold Shwarzenegger movies, war, fist fights, and the need to purchase cocktails for women with names like “Boom Boom. ”

Definitions Men

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

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I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

(1960 – ) American actress
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men; the other 999 follow women.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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