Subject: Places » World (Page 3)

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

1944) is an American writer & screenwriter

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.

(1942 – ) Canadian politician

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & writer

All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer