Subject: Places » World (Page 3)

The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into [a store] and punched someone in the face.

English musician, actor, writer & comedian

The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)

New Jersey is to America as America is to the world.

(1977 – ) American television producer, writer & comedian

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

(1908 – 1965) American broadcast journalist & newscaster

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer