Subject: Problems (Page 3)

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

Problems Proverbs

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Problems

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

To the man who only has a hammer, every problem starts looking like a nail.

(1908 – 1970) American professor of psychology
Problems

To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.

(1969 - ) American actor, comedian, & screenwriter
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Mechanics, not microbes, are the menace to civilization.

(1868 – 1952) British writer
Problems

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you’ve made gravy under gunfire, you can do anything.

(1916 – 2000) English music hall performer, comedian & actor
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Murphy’s Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.


Failure Murphy’s Laws

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who will say he knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.

(1902 – 1968) novelist
Accidents Animals People Problems

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle… unless you die of something.

(1935 – ) American cartoonist
Beliefs Death God Life Problems

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Beliefs Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems