Subject: Problems (Page 7)

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Failure Mistakes Problems Proverbs

Mechanics, not microbes, are the menace to civilization.

(1868 – 1952) British writer
Problems

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.

(1969 - ) American actor, comedian, & screenwriter
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Communication Mistakes Problems

There are coexisting elements in frustration phenomena which separate expected results from achieved results.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

Mistakes Problems

First of all, I don't see America having problems.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
America Places Problems

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Failure

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.

(1909 – 1995) American journalist
Failure Government Problems

If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Emotions Life Problems Success

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

I broke a leg one time… spilled coffee all over.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Accidents Problems

There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Communication Mistakes Problems

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Problems Situations

How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?

cartoon character, created by Hank Ketcham (1920 – 2001)
Problems Situations

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer; we have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got Saran Wrap – FIX IT!

Problems Science/Weather