Subject: Problems (Page 9)

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer
Marriage Men Mistakes

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Failure Success

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from science, along with behavior control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.


Problems Science/Weather

Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Coach: Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?

Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Specialists are people who always repeat the same mistakes.

(1883 – 1969) German architect & founder of the Bauhaus School
Mistakes People Problems

No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who will say he knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for it.

(1891 – 1974) 14th U.S. Chief Justice & politician
Problems Situations

Mechanics, not microbes, are the menace to civilization.

(1868 – 1952) British writer
Problems

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

(1926 – 2001) American science fiction writer
Problems

A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

Accidents Children

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president
Characteristics Communication Problems

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

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Husbands Marriage Problems

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems