Subject: Proverbs (Page 4)

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.

The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

A good husband is healthy and absent.

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.