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Science/Weather
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Science/Weather
Crocus
What goes up must come down… but don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
Lily Tomlin
(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Science/Weather
My theory [is] that modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and that it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Science/Weather
Speech
Servants
It is so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
It was a dry rain.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Science/Weather
Yogi-isms
Rain
So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Dry
Rain
Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In the Cold
The Lexington Herald
Cold
Headlines
It is so dry… I caught a catfish that had ticks on him.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Dry
Science Fiction: Fairy tales for nerds.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Science/Weather
Science fiction
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
Billy Connolly
(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
Places
Science/Weather
Algebra
Why are the pictures square if the lens is round?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos
Science/Weather
Things
55 MPH
Hour
Road
Speed
The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.
Tommy Lasorda
Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager
Baseball
Science/Weather
Sports
I can levitate birds… no one cares.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals
Science/Weather
Birds
Levitation
It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.
Andrew Lang
(1844 – 1912) Scottish poet, novelist & literary critic
Communication
Intelligence
Science/Weather
Statistics
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Anonymous
Language
Science/Weather
The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
Parkinson's Sixth Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Science/Weather
Journals
Progress
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Science/Weather
Christmas
Circuses
Speed
Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Definitions
Facts
Science/Weather
It is so hot… Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.
David Letterman
(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Heat
Science/Weather
Dick Cheney
Exaggerations
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