Subject: Science/Weather (Page 17)

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.

(1920 – 2011) American scientist & professor
Science/Weather

It was so cold… the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Characteristics Facts Science/Weather

USA Today has come out with a new survey; apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Facts People Science/Weather

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Education Facts Science/Weather

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Science/Weather

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Science/Weather

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Communication Intelligence Life Places Science/Weather

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
Science/Weather Situations

Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.

comedian
Science/Weather

I wouldn't touch the metric measuring system with a 3.048m pole.

Language Science/Weather

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Past Science/Weather Time

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.

(1906 – 2005) architect
Science/Weather

Brace Yourselves for a Good 12 inches!

Headlines Science/Weather

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

Science/Weather