Subject: Signs (Page 5)

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

New Fecal Matter Cakes

BEDSIDE MANOR

Do Do Coffee

Climax – High Point

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

Sleep with someone you know.

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Federal Screw Works

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

All men are idiots, and I married their King.