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Subject:
Signs
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Brew ha!
Sign
Signs
Name of a coffee shop
Slow Sickness
Sign
Signs
On a neighborhood street in South Carolina
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Back in 37½ Seconds
Sign
Signs
At food court counter
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Burningtown Fire District
Sign
Signs
In North Carolina
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a sink in the China
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Remember the mane!
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
Lots for little.
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Signs
In a realtor's office
FAT DUCK SURPRISE
Restaurant name
Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
Tanya Wytebitz
Business name
Signs
A tanning shop in England
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Don’tt Drink and Drive
Sign
Signs
Road sign
Yumi
Business name
Signs
Ice cream distributor in Texas
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