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Subject:
Signs
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
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BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
Do Do Coffee
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Taiwan
Climax – High Point
Road sign
Signs
In North Carolina
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
Translation
Signs
Translations
“Facial and Body Remover”
If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There
Bumper sticker
Signs
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2
Protest sign
Signs
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
Sign
Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Federal Screw Works
Business Name
Signs
n Clinton MIchigan
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
Sign
Signs
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CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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