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Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Frank Caliendo

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

Heywood Hale Broun

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor

Football Sports Aggressions

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

Murray’s Rule of Football

Football Murphy’s Laws Sports Quarterbacks

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When asked if his team prayed for victory

He's a leading leader on this football team.

Bill Curry

American football coach

Football Misspokements Sports

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Emotions Football Sports

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

Duane Thomas

American football player

Football Sports About the Super Bowl

We stunk… we blocked bad… we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible; I saw nothing that delighted me, though we ran on the field fairly well.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a bad game

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

Woody Hayes

college football coach

Football Sports Losing

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching Genius

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

Vince Lombardi

(1913 – 1970) football coach

Football Sports Losers

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Vince Lombardi

(1913 – 1970) football coach

Football Sports Winning

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

Carmen Policy

football team president

Football Misspokements Sports After some fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field to protest the overturning of a game-deciding call by replay

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

John Elway

American football player

Football Sports Running Speed

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

Darrell Royal

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

Football Sports Punt returns

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Lee Corso

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

Football Misspokements Sports

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When informed that his kicker was nervous about McKay watching him

If you can’t make the putts and can’t get the man in from second on the bottom of the ninth, you’re not going to win enough football games in this league, and that’s the problem we had today.

Sam Rutigliano

football coach

Football Misspokements Sports On why his team lost

It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

Greg Pruitt

American football player

Football Sports On returning punts

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

H.K. "Cootie" Reeves

American football coach

Football Misspokements Sports On losing a game 53-0

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a bad season

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 12)

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

He's a leading leader on this football team.

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

We stunk… we blocked bad… we were terrible on defense and our kicking game made up for it by being absolutely horrible; I saw nothing that delighted me, though we ran on the field fairly well.

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

A genius in the NFL is a guy who won last week.

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

If you can’t make the putts and can’t get the man in from second on the bottom of the ninth, you’re not going to win enough football games in this league, and that’s the problem we had today.

It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

I’ll probably take a little time off and go hide somewhere. We will be back. Maybe not this century, but we will be back.